Cowgirl Quotes

“The way to avoid housework is to live outside.”

 

“When you fall off your horse, then you get back up and keep riding strong.”

 

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”

 

“A cowgirl is a woman with guts and a horse.”

 

“Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.”

 

“When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.”

“Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.”

 

“If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, or saddles, count me out.”

 

“When you count your blessings, count your horse twice.”

 

“When in doubt, let your horse do the thinking.”

 

 “Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.”

 

“Horses leave hoofprints on your heart.”

 

“Don’t squat with your spurs on.”

 

 “I’m an angel in Justin boots and a devil in blue jeans.  I’m every cowgirl’s nightmare and every cowboy’s dream.”

 

“You know you have the keys to a cowboy’s heart when you got the keys to his truck.”

 

“The cowgirl faces life head on, lives by her own lights, and makes no excuses.”

 

“A cowgirl gets up in the morning, decides what she needs to do, and does it.”

 

“When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.”

 

“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.”

 

“If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have the right to roll around and scream in pain.”

 

 “Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.”

 

“If I won the lottery , I’d just keep ranchin’ till it was all gone.”

 

“There are three kinds of men:  The ones that learn by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.”

 

“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”

 

“If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.”

 

“It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle and a leg on each side.”

 

“A bronc rider should be light in the head and heavy in the seat.”

 

 “Cowgirl: A better-looking cowboy with brains.”

 

“This is one little girl who would rather nuzzle a horse than kiss a boy.”

 

“So many cowboys, so little rope!”

 

“Cowboys are proof that cowgirls can take a joke.”

 

“You wish you could ride like a girl.”

 

“It’s the way you ride the trail that counts.”

 

“A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan.”